Fun Fact: Pansexuals and panromantics gain power from everyday kitchen tools. You’re makin’ another joke about us being attracted to pans? Oops you mentioned a pan, our strength level just went up a notch. You don’t believe we exist? Too bad, you better hide all your pans, lock your kitchens, we can weaponize them to turn you into pansexuals as well. Fear us, fear the pansexual agenda.